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What it’s like to not understand sarcasm

It’s unfor­tu­nate, but I don’t have a sar­casm detec­tor and take the world very literally/at face val­ue. I there­fore spend many of my days feel­ing like the humor­less fem­i­nist stereo­type. Be nice to peo­ple like me, please!

Posted: February 17th, 2012
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Um so even though I just turned 32 and am prob­a­bly tech­ni­cal­ly too old, I total­ly love to read Tavi at style rook­ie and her new project, Rook­ie, a sort of Sassy-esque* online mag for teenagers.The Octo­ber issue had a DIY sec­tion on how to bitch­face, and I decid­ed to try it out for myself. Here are my results.

The Una­mused

Note that I am not sure my glass­es are com­pat­i­ble with bitch­face. Also I could­n’t stop laugh­ing on this pose. I appar­ent­ly have trou­ble keep­ing a straight/bored face.

Lit­tle Miss Muriel Kit­ty gave it a try, too.

The Repulsed

I sort of just look angry. Also, I have trou­ble with inde­pen­dent con­trol over my eye­brows. This one was def­i­nite­ly the most chal­leng­ing. I’m also not sure I have mas­tered the smize.

The “Is Any­one Else Hear­ing This”

I pret­ty much rocked this one.

The “Real­ly??”

Some Bitch­face With Hands Pos­es

I do think the hands add some believ­abil­i­ty for those of us who don’t have a lot of facial con­trol.

This next oh-so-attrac­tive pho­to was inspired by my first cre­ative direc­tor Kent, who used to make this face in meet­ings.

Welp, that’s about it! I rate myself a 6.4 at bitch­face. I’d bet­ter keep prac­tic­ing.

*It should be not­ed that I was nev­er a Sassy read­er. I’m not sure why — maybe I was a wee bit young? I did read Sev­en­teen which was most­ly deplorable but occa­sion­al­ly had arti­cles about Drew Bar­ry­more, who I was obsessed with.

Posted: November 10th, 2011
Categories: Daily
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